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From this angle and with most of her face covered up, Hilary Swank looks damn near perfect. The rest of the time she looks like something you’d see galloping through a pasture to eat sugar cubes out of your hand. But obviously, she can’t go around in sunglasses and a hat all the time. She wouldn’t be able to see at night. That’s why I suggested a nice niqab to go with that bikini. See, Muslims are good for more than just target practice and the falafel industry! Sometimes you can be so close-minded.