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A pair of boobs followed by Mad Men's Christina Hendricks married Geoffrey Arend at Il Buco in New York over the weekend. If I was that dude, I wouldn't know if I should be aroused or terrified that I just got hitched to a real-life ghost. Probably a little of both, like that time I went to see The Shining. What? Rivers of blood and murder sprees turns me on... doesn't it for everyone?